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It was Susan's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the very front section.

 

A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat."

 

"Go away and find another seat!" she replied.

 

He said, "Okay, fine, you fly the plane."

 

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In the cockpit of a very modern airplane, there is only one pilot and a dog.

 

Everything is managed by a computer.

 

The pilot is only there to feed the dog

 

... and the dog is there to bite the pilot if he wants to touch the controls.

 

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Cessna: "Control tower, Cessna 145, student pilot, I am out of fuel."

 

Tower: "Roger, Cessna 145, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"

 

Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

 

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This T-38 pilot ran out of fuel and decided to put it down on a road. He managed to coast into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!" The attendant just looked at the pilot. "Bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a fuel," said the pilot. The attendant replied, "True, most pilots use the airport right over there."

 

 

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