Guest Glenn Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 What does a flying plane and a pile of dirty clothes have in common? They both don't need hangars! What kind of plane hops before it takes off? A "hare-plane"! What is the hardest thing about flying a plane? The ground! What do you get when you cross a jet with a locomotive? A "choo-choo plane"! What do you call two owls that jump out of a plane? "Pair-a-hoots"! :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest OzChris Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 hehe :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest g_i_jack029 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 ah hahahaha, Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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