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What does a flying plane and a pile of dirty clothes have in common?

 

They both don't need hangars!

 

What kind of plane hops before it takes off?

 

A "hare-plane"!

 

What is the hardest thing about flying a plane?

 

The ground!

 

What do you get when you cross a jet with a locomotive?

 

A "choo-choo plane"!

 

What do you call two owls that jump out of a plane?

 

"Pair-a-hoots"!

 

:roll:

 

 

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Guest g_i_jack029

ah hahahaha,

 

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

 

ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

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