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Robbo
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I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check

 

her balance. so I pushed her over

 

I had a dog named Minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.

 

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'

 

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, ' You Bastard ! '

 

 

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