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~ WH Auden...

 

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

 

~ Desmond Tutu...

 

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land.

 

They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.

 

When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.

 

~ Old Italian proverb...

 

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

 

~ Jean Kerr...

 

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

 

~ George Roberts...

 

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone

 

~ Jonathan Winters...

 

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

 

 

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