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How many intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?


Both of them.


What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?


A widow.


Why are married women heavier than single women?


Single women come home, have a look to see what`s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in the bed and go to the fridge.


What did God say when he created Adam ?


I can do better than this.


What`s a mans idea of a balanced diet?


A beer in each hand.


My mate Sid was the victim of ID theft, He`s just called S now!


I`ll tell what makes my blood boil....Crematoriums


Who are the coolest blokes at the hospital?


The ultra-sound guys.


What hangs from a mans thigh and wants to poke a hole thats often poked before?


A key.



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