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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


[No, really?]


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


[That'll stop 'em]


Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


[What a guy!]


Miners Refuse to Work after Death


[ Those good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]


War Dims Hope for Peace


[i can see where it might have that effect!]


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a while


[You think?]


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


[Who would have thought!]


Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


[They may be on to something!]


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges !


[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces BatteryCharge


[He probably is the battery charge!]


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


[Weren't they fat enough?!]


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


[Taste like chicken?]


Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half


[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


[boy, are they tall!]


And the winner is....


Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling



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