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Me Mudder

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When me prayers were poorly said














Who tucked me in me widdle bed












And spanked me till me ass was red,









Me Mudder!


Who took me from me cozy cot


And put me on the ice cold pot


And made me pee when I could not,



Me Mudder!



And when the morning light would come


And in me crib me dribbled some


Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,



Me Mudder!



Who would me hair so neatly part


And hug me gently to her heart


Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,



Me Mudder!



Who looked at me with eyebrows knit


And nearly have a king size fit


When in me Sunday pants me **** ,



Me Mudder!



When at night her bed did squeak


Me raised me head to have a peek


Who yelled at me to go to sleep,



Me Fadder!




I hope this keeps ya


giggling all day.




You don't stop laughing because you


grow old; You grow old because you


stop laughing!



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