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And that's when the fight started....


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He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it


I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?


I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but XXXX


He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?


I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?


I said to him .. . They don't have time.


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?


I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.



He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?


I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.



He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?


I said. . . A widow.


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?


I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.



Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.



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