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Alter a Word & Define

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Take any word from the Dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,


or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this


year's winners:


1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding


stupid people that stops bright ideas from


penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,


shows little sign of breaking down in the


near future.


2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about


yourself for the purpose of getting laid.


3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a


house, which renders the subject financially


impotent for an indefinite period.


4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted


very, very high.


5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author


of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't


get it.


6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously


when you are running late.


7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.


8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.


(This one got extra credit.)


9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody


Is sending off all these really bad vibes,


Right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and


it's like, a serious bummer.


10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of


Getting through the day consuming only things


that are good for you.


11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.


12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid


ideas to seem smarter when they come at you




13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance


performed just after you've accidentally


walked through a spider web.


14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a


mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three


in the morning and cannot be cast out.


15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after


finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.


16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid


and an asshole



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