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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very


sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you




So he tied her up and went golfing.




A man came home, screeching his car into the driveway, and ran into the


house. He slammed the door and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Honey,


pack your bags. I won the lottery!"


The wife said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain


stuff?" "Doesn't matter," he said. "Just get out."




Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the


other is a husband.




A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.


First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed


him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'


"Can you read this?" the optician asked.


"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."




Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,


"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the




"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of







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