pudestcon Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Three men were hiking through a forest... ... when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs... and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that,the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs... ... and he was able to row across in about an hour afteralmost capsizing once Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength,thetools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof!!! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!! She checked the map,hiked one hundred yards upstream... ... and walked across the bridge Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way yourwife told you! GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! Well that didn't work to well eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chird65 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs... and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that,the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof!!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs... and he was able to row across in about an hour afteralmost capsizing once Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength, thetools and the intelligence to cross the river' Poof!!! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!! She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream... and walked across the bridge Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you! GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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