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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe






He looked at her for a while....then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H,


I, J, K."




She asks...... "What does that mean?"




He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,






She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"




He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"


And that's when the fight started.




The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic


about saving his testicles.



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Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'?


'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'


'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'


'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch!?? What did she say?'?


She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'



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