I live in Queensland

[Guest J430]

An honest account of things.....

 

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He

enquired of God, "Where have you been?"

 

God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've

 

made" said God.

 

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

 

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth

 

and its going to be a great world of balance."

 

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

 

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth. "For example,

 

North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South

 

America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot

 

and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white

 

people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued,

 

pointing to the different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and

 

arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

 

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of

 

land and asked, "What's that?"

 

"Ah," said God. "That's Queensland, the most glorious place on earth. A

 

land of sunshine, there are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home

 

of beautiful rain forests, magnificent islands and beaches, a beautiful reef,

 

the world's finest sportsmen and women, artists, musicians, writers,

 

philosophers, explorers and politicians. There is an abundance of minerals

 

and fantastic farming land. It is a place where everyone from around the

 

world will come for their holidays to relax and enjoy themselves. The

 

people from Queensland are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and

 

they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,

 

hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the

 

world as speakers of truth."

 

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about

 

balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

 

God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting next to

 

them in New South Wales and Victoria ."

[Guest sypkens]

Because I work in both sydney and brisbane and i always have a bit of state rivalry with some of my clients, this one is going to go down a treat! Gave me a good chuckle!