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THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006

 

Most of the year's gone by, but they are pretty neat, so...enjoy!Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

 

Now that's taking things a bit far!

 

Panda Mating Fails;Veterinarian Takes Over

 

What a guy!Juvenile Court to TryShooting DefendantSee if that works any better than a fair trial!

 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

 

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

 

New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group

 

Weren't they fat enough?!

 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

 

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

 

LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half

 

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

 

And the winner is....

 

Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery;

 

Hundreds Dead

 

Did I read that right?

 

We all need a good Laugh, at least once a day

 

 

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