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Money for Blond Odd Jobs...

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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire


herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby


well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first


house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.


"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said.


"How much will you charge me?"




The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed


and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the






The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does


she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"




He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"




The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe


all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."




A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.


"You're finished already?" the husband asked.




"Yes," the blonde replied, "And I had paint leftover, so I gave it


two coats."




Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed


it to her.


"Thanks, and by the way", the blonde added, "it's not a porch,


it's a Lexus."



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