Guest Glenn Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 What is the ideal cockpit crew? A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything. How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. How do you know if a pilot is at your party? He'll tell you. How do you know when you are half way through a date with a pilot? Because he says: "Thats enough about flying, let's talk about me"! Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dunny Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Whats the difference between God and a Pilot ? God doesn't think he's a pilot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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