Bigglesworth Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 >Question: How do you tell the difference between a New Zealand Police > Officer, An Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? > > Answer: Pose the following question: > "You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small > children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes > around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the > knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert > shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. > What do you do?" > > NZ POLICE OFFICER'S answer: > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! > > Does the man look poor or oppressed? > > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? > > Could we run away? > > What does my wife think? > > What about the kids? > > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of > his hand? > > What does the law say about this situation? > > Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it, am I using it in > an OSH approved fashion? > > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does > this send to society and to my children? > > Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? > > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to > wound me? > > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while > he was stabbing me? > > Should I call 1-1-1, would they just send me a taxi? > > Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint > and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would > discourage such behaviour > > If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, Do I get blamed when he > falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself? > > Will the NZ taxpayer foot the bill for his ACC claim if I injure him? > > If I shoot him, and lose the court case, does he have the opportunity > to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family > home? > > Am I being culturally sensitive to the attacker if I shoot him, will I > be offending his mana if I wound or kill him? > > Will I have to defend myself in court as a racist if I shoot him? > > > > AUSTRALIAN POLICE OFFICER'S answer: > > > BANG! > > > > AMERICAN OFFICER'S answer: > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > BANG! BANG! > > Click....(sounds of reloading) > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! > BANG! BANG! > > Click. > > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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