Rotorwork Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 A 'Baptist Preacher' was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.. After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the 'Preacher' if he would like a drink. Appalled, the 'Preacher' replied, "I'd rather be tied up & taken advantage of by a woman of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips." The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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