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It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.


"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked


John, seated in front.


"What are my choices?" John asked.


"Yes or no," she replied.




A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.


She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"


The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."




The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding


rolled down his window.


"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.


The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."


When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way


without a ticket.




A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that Reads, " Low Bridge Ahead."


Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.


Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"


The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."



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