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[Guest john]

A very tall man walks into the hotel bar & a gorgeous blonde recognises him as a famous national footballer.

 

They start chatting to each other & eventually go back to his place.

 

They start to caress each other, & the man takes off his shirt. The Blonde notices a tattoo on his arm which reads REEBOK. The blond remarks: "Whats that for?" The man replies : "Oh I have this tattoo on my arm so that when I am on the TV Football shows, people will see my tattoo, which Reebok pay me for".

 

Then the man takes off his shorts, & on his thigh there is another tattoo which reads NIKE. The Blonde asks him whats that tattoo for, & he replies that it is just like the REEBOK tattoo, which I get paid by NIKE when this tattoo is seen on TV .

 

Next the man drops his undies & on his willy the Blonde observes the tattooed word which reads AIDS.

 

The blonde screams in horror: "Don't tel me you have aids".

 

The man replies: "NO, NO, Please calm down because in a minute this tattoo will read ADIDAS".