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Wifestyle Quotes




I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.


That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.


- David Bissonette


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him


keep her.


- Sacha Guitry


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just


can't face each other, but still they stay together.


- Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get


a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.


- Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


**********************************­ **************************!


- Dumas


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What


does a woman want?


- Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.




"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to


go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft


music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."


- Henny Youngman


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."


- Sam Kinison


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic


banking. It's called marriage."


- James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and


the second one didn't."


- Patrick Murray


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming


1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,


2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


- Nash (?)


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it






You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.


- Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


- Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


-Milton Berle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.




A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next


day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You


can have mine."





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