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You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; for example:






1. Ziploc Bags -- are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.




2. Copiers -- are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.




3. Tires -- are Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.




4. Sponges -- are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.




5. Hot Air Balloons -- are Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air thing.




6. Web Pages -- are Female, because they're always getting hit on.




7. Subways -- are Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.




8. Hourglasses -- are Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.




9. Hammers -- are Male, because they haven't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but are handy to have around.




10. Remote Controls -- are Female...Ha! You thought they'd be male. However, consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.



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