Guest palexxxx Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect. He never heard the shot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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