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A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls


up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.


Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the


Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"


The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.."


"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.


"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."


"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.


"Why, actually, yes, I do."


"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.


The light is just about to turn green and the guy in


the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in


back there?"


The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"


"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan




The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes




Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be


one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing


shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of


his car.


About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He


picks up his car and drives all over town looking for


the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally,


he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his


Rolls up next to it.


The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and


he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of


his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window


of the Volkswagen.


The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a


crack and peeks out.


The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"


"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan,


"What's up?"


"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my




"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER





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