VW with everything

[Guest palexxxx]

A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls

 

up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.

 

Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the

 

Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

 

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.."

 

"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.

 

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

 

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

 

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

 

"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

 

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in

 

the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in

 

back there?"

 

The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

 

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan

 

replies.

 

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes

 

off.

 

Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be

 

one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing

 

shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of

 

his car.

 

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He

 

picks up his car and drives all over town looking for

 

the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally,

 

he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his

 

Rolls up next to it.

 

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and

 

he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of

 

his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window

 

of the Volkswagen.

 

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a

 

crack and peeks out.

 

The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

 

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan,

 

"What's up?"

 

"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my

 

Rolls."

 

"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER

 

TO TELL ME THAT???