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Joke of the year ???


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Two Aussies are sitting down for a break in their


about-to-be-opened new store As yet, the store isn't ready although


the shelving is all in place.




One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going


to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."




No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a


curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Kiwi accent


asks, "What're yer sellin' here?"




One of the men replies, "We're selling assholes here mate."




Without missing a beat, the Kiwi says, "Geez, you must have had a


bloody good day, you've only got two left!"



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