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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London.


One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the


middle seat...


Just before take off, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat.


After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes


and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,


'I need to get up and get a coke.'


'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it


for you.'


As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines


shoe and spat in it.


When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,


'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'


Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was


gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and


spat in it.


When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed


the flight.


As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet


into his shoes and knew immediately what had




'Why does it have to be this way?' he asked.


'How long must this go on? This fighting between our


nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in


shoes and pissing in cokes?'



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