Two Yanks !!!

[tvaner]

Two Yanks !!!

 

Two American businessmen in New York were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be, new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

 

 

 

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

 

 

 

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Australian walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Australian accent asked "What're you blokes selling here?"

 

 

 

One of the men just smiled and replied sarcastically in a loud strong accent, "We're selling a:censored:e-holes."

 

 

 

Without skipping a beat, the Australian said, "Geez you blokes must be doin well ... only two left!"