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Dogs Vs Wives

Guest ozzie

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point




6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a




7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you


get another dog?'


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give


them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling


you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They


just think it's interesting.


13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



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Guest mike_perth

dogs truley love you........if you lock both your wife and your dog in the boot of your car when you open it 2 hours later only one of them is truley happy to see you!!



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