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Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,


'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.




One student turned in the following book report,


With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!







Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99


Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99




Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read


Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read




Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..


Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.




Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.


Clinton :..... Bill is a bullXXXX artist.




Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.


Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.




Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.


Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.




Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.


Clinton :... Let's not go there.




Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.


Clinton :.... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.




Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.


Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember jack.




Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.


Clinton :...... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.




Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.


Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing






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