General

[Guest thrasher]

General

 

Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio interview between

 

a female broadcaster and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor

 

a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach

 

these young boys when they visit your post?

 

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and

 

shooting.

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

 

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the

 

rifle range.

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous

 

activity to be teaching children?

 

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle

 

discipline before they even touch a firearm.

 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers !

 

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not

 

one ... are you?