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Eight Words with two Meanings

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Eight Words with two Meanings


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.


Female...... Any part under a car's hood.


Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.


Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.


Male.... Playing cricket without a box.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.


Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.


Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.


Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.


Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.


Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.


Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.


Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.


Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.


Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.



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