Product Warnings

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Product Warnings 2

 

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:

 

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant

 

Use only on underarms.

 

Zantac 75

 

Do not take if allergic to zantac.

 

Sleeping Pills

 

Warning: May cause Drowsiness

 

Christmas Lights

 

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

 

Bic Lighter

 

Ignite lighter away from face.

 

Komatsu Floodlight

 

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

 

Earplugs

 

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

 

Mattress

 

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

 

Matches

 

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

 

Pepper Spray

 

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

 

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor

 

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

 

Fix-a-Flat

 

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

 

Rain Gauge

 

Suitable for outdoor use.

 

RCA Television Remote Control

 

Not Dishwasher Safe

 

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

 

Caution: Risk of fire

 

Triops Fish Food

 

Warning: Not for human consumption

 

Home Depot Treated Lumber

 

Do not consume

 

Hair Dryer

 

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

 

Road Sign

 

Caution water on road during rain.

 

Camera

 

This camera will only work when film is inside.

 

Road Sign

 

Cemetery Road. Dead End

 

Church Parking Lot Sign

 

Thou shalt not park

 

Children's Superman Costume

 

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

 

Silk Soy Milk

 

Shake well and buy often

 

Air Conditioner

 

Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

 

Rowenta Iron

 

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

 

Slush Puppy Cup

 

This ice may be cold

 

American Airlines Peanuts

 

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

 

Nabisco Easy Cheese

 

For best results, remove cap.

 

Swanson TV Dinners

 

This product must be cooked before eating.

 

Hershey's Almond Bar

 

Warning: May contain traces of nuts

 

Heinz Ketchup

 

Instructions: Put on food