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Product Warnings 2


Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products:


Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant


Use only on underarms.


Zantac 75


Do not take if allergic to zantac.


Sleeping Pills


Warning: May cause Drowsiness


Christmas Lights


Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.


Bic Lighter


Ignite lighter away from face.


Komatsu Floodlight


This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark




These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe




Warning: Do not attempt to swallow




Caution: Contents may catch fire.


Pepper Spray


Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.


Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor


Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.




WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.


Rain Gauge


Suitable for outdoor use.


RCA Television Remote Control


Not Dishwasher Safe


Pine Mountain Fire Logs


Caution: Risk of fire


Triops Fish Food


Warning: Not for human consumption


Home Depot Treated Lumber


Do not consume


Hair Dryer


Warning: Do not use while sleeping.


Road Sign


Caution water on road during rain.




This camera will only work when film is inside.


Road Sign


Cemetery Road. Dead End


Church Parking Lot Sign


Thou shalt not park


Children's Superman Costume


Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.


Silk Soy Milk


Shake well and buy often


Air Conditioner


Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.


Rowenta Iron


Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.


Slush Puppy Cup


This ice may be cold


American Airlines Peanuts


Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.


Nabisco Easy Cheese


For best results, remove cap.


Swanson TV Dinners


This product must be cooked before eating.


Hershey's Almond Bar


Warning: May contain traces of nuts


Heinz Ketchup


Instructions: Put on food



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