Phil Perry1

Sort of,. . .er,. . . .ORANGEY. . .I would guess. . . . . .

244 WHAT. . ? .no S.I units mentioned,. . . .! but that's OK, I have no problems with those who don't wish to be identifiable. . . .GEEZ . . . .I wish that I. . .was 6' 4". . . . .my favourite tee shirt would make some sense then,. . .ie,. . ."pilots. . . .LOOKING DOWN ON THE WORLD SINCE 1903. . ."

Thanks Geoff,. . .but the devil is usually in the true detail,. . .and in this case the devil is in the "Probably" ? . . . .as always,. . .tabloid newspapers go for the exciting headlines which sell papers,. . .I'm sure that the full story exists SOMEWHERE. . . . and could, possibly put a slightly different spin on things,. . .bit like our incessant speculation following an air accident. . . . . .loads of theories, but very few actual joined up facts. Phil

Sorry SD,. . .I just read it like it says. . . . . . . Dunno whether the two neighbours were related,. . .but a hobby "Abbatoir" in a suburban garden ? . . .mmm . . .as I said,. . .all part of the wonderful panoply of people in this world we inhabit. . .I'm not taking sides either. . . . .I really enjoy making noises on HF radio with valves and bits of wire, and I'm the only one in my area who does. . . . . weird hobby as well. . . . I know a bloke who collects coca cola bottles. . . . . he's got quite a few. . . .and coca cola enamelled metal signs as well. . . . .and his ex wife says he once stamped a toad to death. . . . ( pervert )

NEV. . . . It was ME who put the word "Murder" in the title, as after reading about it, there were a couple of calls regarding the story on talk radio, and one nice lady said that this was the same as "Murder". . . as it must have taken some time for the dog to drown,. . .how long does a "temper loss" actually last. . .? hence the thread title. . . . no particular humorous spin intended. . . . . ( Honest Guv. . .) Phil

Yes,. . .but mainly when they wake up in her kitchen. . . . . ( she doesn't like shotguns going off indoors either. . .)

Well, from a small clip in the same newspaper this morning, the guy was fined, not a lot, but something else came out,. . .apparently he "Likes" killing things. . . .( ? ) he was intending to put an abbatoir on his property and slaughter something or other, can't remember what though,. . . .he was reportedly told by another neighbour some time back that his chicken had lost a leg due to a fox attack,. . .the bloke ( allegedy) made a wringing gesture with his hands and offered to kill that as well,. . .I'm coming to over to your way of thinking mate. . . .maybe he DOES need suspending from his turboprop job,. . .there was no mention of any action taken by his company. . . . takes all sorts to fly aeroplanes apparently. . . . . ****Edited to add**** This story came froma tabloid known as the SUN. . . .this was the one that lost quite a lot of it's circulation when the half naked women on page three were discontinued,. . . I'm not saying for one minute that the story I have repeated has not got any truth in it somewhere, but it really ought to be taken with a rather large pinch of salt. . . . . England is a strange place. . . . .

Aw Gee Bex,. . . I am truly sorry mate,. . . faux pas R us. . . .I didn't realise you had no legs. . . . . .

Oh yeah ? ? ? How long did you live there to formulate that cryptic opinion . . .er,. . .oops,. . .sorry mate,. . .don't know your name. . . . . Mine is PHIL . . . .I would, seriously have chosen a better first name, something snazzy and modern,. . .liKe, er,. . .Frank,. . .or Neville,. . .or Nathaniel. . . . but regrettably,. . .was not asked. . . .my birthday fell on June 2nd, 1950. . . my Maternal Grandmother chose my name, as she was an ardent royalist, but regrettably, I never got the prefix " Prince " . . . .although, on my second birthday, there were tables in the streets all over Britain to celebrate the coronation of Her Britannic Majesty Queen Elizabeth the second,. . . .and I thought it was all for my birthday party. . . . . . bit sad really. . . . . Oh well. . . . .make do with what yerve got,. . .little though it may be. . . . ( Said my urinary surgeon. . . .). . .having said that,. . .it's filled TWO prams. . . . .

Cats are a bloody waste of space as a pet,. . . .all they want humans for is to open their damned tins for them. . . .if they were that sophisticated and clever, as they seem to think they are ( my observation ) then they should figure a way to do that themselves. When I lived in Brisbane, I had a dog ( named "Bluey". . . although he did NOT have ginger hair. . . . ) he was a breed known as a Queensland Blue Heeler. . . . . .evil piece of work him,. . . used to roll over on his back when he saw a neighbourhood cat, and pretend that he was friendly. . .yeah. . .right,. . .then as the cat came within striking range, he would eviscerate it within about five seconds, the evil little sod. . . . . He used to drag dead snakes up our back steps ( we lived on a hillside ) and yap a couple of times,,. meaning, look at this Dad,. . .aren't I clever. . . ! ! He once he dragged a "not quite dead yet" tiger snake into the kitchen, ( I didn't know it was a tiger until my mate Namor {that's "Roman" spelt backwards. . .} told me it was when he saw it in the garbage can. . . ) and the Memsaab nearly had an attack of the vapours [ she had an inexplicable phobia about snakeys. . . although, to my knowledge, she had never seen one up close. . .] when the thing came back to life and slithered under the sofa. . . . . I tried to remove it with a broom, but had to resort to my shottie, and repair the lounge room floorboards later. . . . .( oooh, now there's brave for you isn't it. . .) I have no actual fear of reptiles, but if I don't know what it is,. . .I'm not going to risk getting a nip. . .might be off work for the rest of my death and all that. . . . I HAD thought about shooting the bloody dog as well,. . .but didn't have any more cartridges. . . . . Oh well. . .ce la vie. . . .In Murrarie. . . .

I know that ( being a dog owner ) and you know that,. . . but THIS man obviously didn't. . . . . he panicked because he thought that the dead dog could be found due to it's chip. . .so he obviously had no intention of admitting to his erstwhile "Friendly Neighbour" what he had in fact done. . . . . . I can't remember his name, but if you google the Sun Newspaper, the story should be somewhere on their site,. . . .strange,. . .he looks like such a nice average pilot bloke too. . . . . .JUST GOES TO SHOW ! ! ! ! ( show what Phil. . .? ) Well,. . .it just goes to show that appearances can sometimes be deceptive. . . . . I reckon that in future, ALL aspiring airline pilots ought to have another question added to their application form,. . .ie,. . ."Have you ever,. . .or would you, should circumstances require this action,. . . .Murder a Dog / Cat / Monkey / Donkey / Horse / Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pig / etc. . . . .if it happened to annoy you whilst having a snooze in limited sunshine in your back garden ? ? ? ? ?

Just seen a second report on this case PM, It has also been alleged that the bloke cut the dog open in his garden shed to try to remove the microchip. . . . when he couldn't find it, he buried the dog in his garden. ( ? ) didn't think those chips could be used to sat track a missing pet. . . !

Sun tabloid this morning " A "Flybe" airline piot has been suspended from duties whilst police investigate an indident whaere it is alleged the pilot was relaxing in his back garden and completely "Lost his temper" due to a small dog yapping continually in his next door neighbour's garden. . . the man commented that this had been going on since he moved in to the property some six months earlier. He allegedly reached over the fence, grabbed the dog and drowned it in a plastic water bucket, immediately regretting what he had done, as he got on extremely well otherwise with his neighbour . . The newspaper suggests that people who lose their temper should not fly passenger aircraft. . ? Oh ? I though pilots were just ordinary people with a bit of special training ? whilst I am dusgusted at what the man did, I would have thought that a genuine apology, an even some form of compensation would be in order,. . .but lose his job ? ? I am a pet lover too, and I would have possibly laid the guy out had he done that to my dog . . . what does the team think ? You DO read some strange things in newspapers. . .!

Oh Yes,. . . .Well may ye Titter. . . . . .well, it's allright for you sunbronzed Aussie gits with your porno star biological de-fuelling accoutrements,. . . .but since god only endowed me with something resembling a Cadburys Walnut Whip,. . . then Pee - bottle accuracy whilst wearing an O-Zee suit and swinging around in a harness, can be somewhat challenging. . . .

Fiendishly clever KA,. . . . but how string are the strungs ? I've jumped a few square rig parachutes, but those paraglider wings are really GOOD,. . . dunno if they'll be able to better some of the current designs. . . .mate of mine tokk it up not long back, but being an older type Frat like me, he found that on good days, he had to either cut a fling short, or invest in a portawee bottle. . .! ( very bad manners to miss the bottle, . . .folks on the ground and that. . . .

A cockroach rang his centipede mate for a night out, . . .and after four hours had expired . . he rang back and said. . " Are you ready yet . . . ? " The centipede said. . . . ." ........................................................................................... " I'm sure you can fill that in. . . . . . Fil.

I ended up with "OLD MAN EMU FEET" for a couple of months. . . . . . ( along with a couple of ankles, a bashed knee and a cracked vertebra . . . . .) I thought,. . . sod this,. . .there's got to be an easier way to get off the ground. . . . . ( or more specifically,. . . re-interface with it - Softly. . . . . ) ( for explanification - refer to "Iceland Rising" thread. . . . . . .) Fil.

Whilst hang gliding in my wild youth I once stalled at 99 feet,. . . regrettably, it took 100 feet to recover. . . . . .