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Funniest joke I read in years

Damn Stupid, please have respect,It is no wonder our younger generation have no respect for authority

Be careful jetboy. the Do Gooders will find that post offensive

Be careful jetboy. the Do Gooders will find that post offensive

Classic gold

Is this possible? Just reading a report in the Daily Telegraph today that a Qantas 737-800 travelling from Brisbane to Townville was forced to descend at 30metres (100 feet) per second. That works out at 1000 feet every 10 seconds?

Official reports tracking data shows the aircraft dropped from 40,000 feet to 10,000 feet in 5 minutes.

So my question is,Can a passenger jet descend at 6,000 feet a minute safely

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.St. Peter says "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want".

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF she's gone.

 

The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and POOF she's gone.

 

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini".

 

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.

 

"Sara Pipalini" replies the nun.

 

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. "No Sister, he laughs, this says 'Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men in 7 days'!"

Had to sit a Health and Safety exam and failed.

One of the Questions was.

"In the event of fire, what steps would you take"?

F@#cK@#G big ones was apparently the wrong answer.

Classic!

Oh. So True!

A Truly Touching Story.

I met a girl in the park the other evening.

There was an instant spark between us, and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.

As we lay there making love, I thought,

"These Taser guns are well worth the money"

Can't help bad luck, can you.

It's still a good yarn.Who knows what truth lives behind the story?

Great to here. Well done

Hey Kev,You are making us all green with envy. great looking aircraft.

Those decals really give your Sierra that touch of class.

Good to hear from Alan,I do remember seeing a Sierra being built whilst I was in Taree. I hope to do an hour in the Sierra this Sunday to finish off for my Pax endorsement, then the fun begins doing my Navexs.say G,day to the crew at Morgans Aeroworks for me

Hey Kev, Congratulations on getting your Pilots Certificate.I only found out the other day readindg your testimonial on the Mid Coast Aviation website.I got mine the same day at Kempsey with Dave Rolfe.Did you do your training at Taree with Ross or Dave?

Glad to see you made it

Congratulations, Enjoy your exploring the local area.

Congratulations to all those involved.Hope to get there oneday.

After its built lets hope theres plenty of CAVOK.

It would have if my wife would let me.Love that Jab 6

Ultralights. If I could get my wife to see your logic, life would be sweet

Welcome,and very nice aircraft