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JIMMYTWO

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  1. Drove down to Taree today and called in to Morgans Aeroworks for a look.I found it to be a very impressive workshop and saw a Seirra fuselage being built. What a strong looking aircraft they are.

     

    Gary took me for a quick circuit in the Sierra 100, what a fast bit of machinery that is.140knts downwind.

     

    A big Thank You to Gary and his staff for taking the time out to show me everything

     

    Many Thanks Again.

     

     

  2. A Hang Glider Pilot was rescued after crashing into North Brother mountain near Port Macquarie NSW on Saturday.He was uninjured but was suspended 20 metres up in a tree He was rescued by a Westpac helicopter who lowered a 70 metre rope and winched him to safety.

     

     

  3. A bungling burglar broke into a Mooney aircraft at a rural airport and removed its avionics system, including the ELT. You can guess what happened next. The ELT was accidently activated and the police had no trouble tracking down the crooks.022_wink.gif.2137519eeebfc3acb3315da062b6b1c1.gif

     

     

  4. An attorney arrived home late, after a very rough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

     

    As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,

     

    "What time of night to be getting home is this?......Where have you been?.....Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it" and on and on on.

     

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

     

    While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright had been granted a stay of execution after all.Wright would not be hanged tonight.

     

    Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to up the stairs and give him the good news.

     

    As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

     

    "There not hanging Wright tonight" she said.

     

    He whirled round and screamed,"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!"

     

     

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