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  1. Thong!

     

    There was a joke once along the lines of "the thong is ended, but the malady lingers on ..."

    Isit not what some of the younger female types wear,----so I am told.........On second thoughts it could be about that old song line '"thongs for the memory of you". Now that shows age and maturity.

     

     

  2. Two young boys in their bedroom had heard dad using a bit of fruity language, and decided it was time for them to try out some swear words. The seven year old said to the four year old, 'When we go down to breakfast I will swear and you follow me with another word'. It was agreeded that this would happen. Next morning mum asked the elder boy what he would have for breakfast, ' Mum I will have some f---ing Co-Co pops' Wack he is given a good clip around the ears and is sent up stairs crying. Mum looks at the youngest 'And what do you want?' "Well it won't be any of those bloody Co-Co pops then"!!

     

     

  3. Three elderly ladies contrived to have a bit of fun. Harry, an elderly male resident of the home where they all lived, had just come through the lounge door. One of the ladies piped up "Harry, we recon we can tell your age", and of course Harry is not one to take any cheek, so says "you bunch of old biddies are stupid, impossible". The ladies took the bait and said "yes we can"---"no you can't" is the reply. Harry thinks for a moment, "how can you do that", "easy," they say. Harry gets to thinking again, may be I will just play along with this and see what it is all about. "What have I got do", "Well first drop your pants, jump up and down three times, and turn around once". "You are all nuts, but I will give it a try". So Harry complies with their request, "Well there, now how old am I?" "87 " they cry in unisen, Stunned Harry asked how did you know that?

     

    " We were at your birthday party yesterday"!!!!!!

     

    Nerver mess with old ladies!

     

     

  4. Probably not the way or the place, but, I am trying to maintain my very orignal Auster J1, so, I am on the look out for Blackburn Cirrus Minor 2 or 2a parts. If any one has un wanted spares, compleat motors, etc. any usable parts, I would be very appreciative of the information.

     

    ps. I would like the parts to be usable and airworthy,......no junk thanks.

     

     

  5. Old joke (blond)

     

    This has been around a while.

     

    New York blond goes into a bank, asks for the manager, whom she then asks if she can have a loan of $5,000. The manager rightly asks for security on the loan, to which she offers her near new Rolls Royce. He said are you shure, as the car is worth more than the loan by a great amount. Yes said the woman as she handed over the keys, and took the $5,000 loan. The manager had his assistant park the car is the secure car park beloing to the bank. Five weeks later she returns, asks for the manager, duly pays back the loan, plus $50.00 intrest, and gets the car keys back. Out of intrest(no pun) the bank manager askes why the loan, and the car as security, she is obviously a person of means, 'Oh' she replies, where else can you get a $1.2million Rolls parked in a secure lock up for five weeks for only $50.00' while you go on holidays.

     

    See they are not all dumb.010_chuffed.gif.c2575b31dcd1e7cce10574d86ccb2d9d.gif

     

     

  6. ASIC Cost gone up

     

    As of Monday the 3rd September the cost of the ASIC card rose another $40.00, CASA Charge is $195.00 and Aviation ID in Merimbula is $182.00. This all due to the @#$69&* goverment placing a surcharge on the processing of the cards. I have no idea of the turnaround times for either place but if the inital experience with CASA is any thing to go by, applied in May, received on the final days of December, backdated to October of that year, so instead of the full 24month I was suposed to get, I got 21 instead, but still had to pay the full amount, money grabbing or what.051_crying.gif.fe5d15edcc60afab3cc76b2638e7acf3.gif

     

     

  7. Hi to all,

     

    Just joined. As by the tital you see I own an Auster which I have just spent the last few years re-furbishing. It is a very orignal J1 still with the 100hp Blackburn Cirrus Minor, and dates back to 1946, hence the log in name. Have been flying on and off since 1972, not many hours, but enjoy all aircraft.

     

    Rob.

     

     

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