Guest g_i_jack029 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 15 Flight Advertising Slogans 1. Join our frequent near-miss program. 2. On flights, all sections are smoking sections. 3. Inquire about our out-of-court settlements. 4. Our staff have had lots of experience contacting & counseling next-of-kin. 5. Complimentary champagne during free-fall. 6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 7. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 8. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes? 9. A real man lands where he wants to. 10. We may be landing on your street. 11. Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 12. Bring a Swim suit. 13. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view. 14. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots. 15. Fly with us and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glenn Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Moved to aviation humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest g_i_jack029 Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 oh, didn't see that sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest OzChris Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 haha - these are good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Chop Chop Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Very Clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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