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Can fat people go skinny dipping?


I dreamt last night of being chased by squirrels and monkeys, I think I'm nuts.


"Abbreviation" - it's a long word isn't it.


I'm a closet claustrophobic.


I've been scared half to death 3 times now.


I go to a self-help group about my dependency on others.


Consider if there were no hypothetical situations.


I pronounce "monosyllabic" as "mon".


I bought a TV set the other day but only one arrived.


My pig has laryngitis, he's very disgruntled.


Closing my computer, now where is that start button .......



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