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The Frank Feldman Story


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A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.


He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,




"Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."






Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the


time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened


like that to Frank Feldman every single time."




Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."




Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have


won the Grand- Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang


like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you


should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."




Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special.




Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could


remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods


to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.




Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank


Feldman, he could do everything right."




Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."




Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid


traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.


But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a


woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back


even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate,


shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a


mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."




Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"




Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. It was just my bad judgement that I married his


088_censored.gif.2b71e8da9d295ba8f94b998d0f2420b4.gif widow."



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