Row row row your blonde

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A blonde was driving along in her car. when she looked out accross a grassy field, to see another blonde rowing a boat in the grass.

 

With this the first blonde was furious. Screeching her car to a stop she jump out and ran to the edge of the field. where she began screaming at the other blonde

 

"YOU STUPID BLONDE" she said. "IT'S BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US BLONDES A BAD NAME." "IF I COULD SWIM, ID COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR A$$"

 

 

[PaulN]

Fair comment Kerry. C'mon guys, give it a rest.

 

Paul

 

 

[Wilfred]

There were two blonde guys working for the Council. One would dig a

 

hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

 

They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole,

 

the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their

 

hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he

 

asked the hole digger, "I appreciate the effort you are putting

 

into your work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your

 

partner follows behind and fills it up again."

 

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are

 

a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

 

 

[Yenn]

Years ago when I lived in England there used to be an Ideal Hole Exhibition, at least that is what I thought it was.

 

I dug this massive hole in Sussex and loaded it onto a large tip truck to take to the exhibition at Olympia in London. Half way there I had a puncture and as the Thornycroft tipper had it's spare tucked under the front of the tipping body I had to tip it a little bit.

 

The hole fell out of the truck and as the truck was parked so close it fell into the hole in the middle of the road. That is when I decided to leave for Australia. Funny it has never happened here and I later discovered that it was The Ideal Home Exhibition. Don't tell anyone as I think the council is still looking for me.

 

 

[PaulN]