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The Bacon Tree


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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........





"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."





"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "





With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.





There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.





"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"





"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."





"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"





And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....





"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"





"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "





"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....















































Ees..... a ham bush...."




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