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An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...


Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?


Officer: Madam, you were speeding.


Older Woman: Oh, I see.


Officer: Can I see your licence please?


Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.


Officer: Don't have one?


Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.


Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.


Older Woman: I can't do that.


Officer: Why not?


Older Woman: I stole this car.


Officer: Stole it?


Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.


Officer: You what?


Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want to see.


The Officer: looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping a half drawn gun.


Officer 2: Madam, could you step out of your vehicle please!


The woman steps out of her vehicle.


Older Woman: Is there a problem sir?


Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.


Older Woman: Murdered the owner?


Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car, please.


The woman opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.


Officer 2: Is this your car, madam?


Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.


The officer is quite stunned.


Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.


The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a licence and hands it to the officer.


The officer examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.


Officer 2: Thank you madam, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.


Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


And the moral of this story is …….


Don't Mess With Old Ladies













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Guest danda
Ha ha!! Thats great!I love old ladies...they remind me of my Nanna...you gotta watch 'em!!

Kerry the thing that reminds me of my Nanna is a big wide razor strap and a bright red you know what.





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