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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square , Rome ..


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.


When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?"


She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,


slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people say,
















"My God!"









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