5 Catholics

[kgwilson]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square , Rome ..

 

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

 

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

 

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.

 

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?"

 

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

 

slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips.

 

When she walks into a room, people say,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"My God!"