dog day afternoon

[bexrbetter]

There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

 

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

 

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and I'm late for work. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit in the car. The cab driver slaps me over the head and drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with my best mate. I leave home and come to this bar and just when I was about to put an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."