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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached


a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement


over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain


speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los


Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and


uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen,


I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought


me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"


A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"



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