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Friends don't let friends






take home ugly men






Women's restroom






Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE




Beauty is only a light switch away.






Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC




If life is a waste of time,






and time is a waste of life,






then let's all get wasted together






and have the time of our lives.






Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC




Fighting for peace is like






screwing for virginity.






The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO




No matter how good she looks,






some other guy is sick and tired






of putting up with her ****.






Men's Room






Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC




At the feast of ego






everyone leaves hungry.






Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ




It's hard to make a comeback






when you haven't been anywhere.






Written in the dust on the back of a bus,






Wickenburg , AZ




Make love, not war.






-Hell, do both












Women's restroom






The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT




If voting could really change things,






it would be illegal.






Revolution Books






New York , New York .




You're too good for him.






Sign over mirror in Women's restroom






Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA




No wonder you always go home alone.






Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,






Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA




~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~






A Woman's Rule of Thumb:






If it has tires or testicles,






you're going to have trouble with it






Women's restroom






Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX





















Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.



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