Restroom Signs

[Bigglesworth]

Friends don't let friends

 

 

 

 

 



take home ugly men

 

 

 

 

 



Women's restroom

 

 

 

 

 



Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

 

 

 

Beauty is only a light switch away.

 

 

 

 

 



Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

 

 

 

If life is a waste of time,

 

 

 

 

 



and time is a waste of life,

 

 

 

 

 



then let's all get wasted together

 

 

 

 

 



and have the time of our lives.

 

 

 

 

 



Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

 

 

 

Fighting for peace is like

 

 

 

 

 



screwing for virginity.

 

 

 

 

 



The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

 

 

 

No matter how good she looks,

 

 

 

 

 



some other guy is sick and tired

 

 

 

 

 



of putting up with her ****.

 

 

 

 

 



Men's Room

 

 

 

 

 



Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

 

 

 

At the feast of ego

 

 

 

 

 



everyone leaves hungry.

 

 

 

 

 



Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

 

 

 

It's hard to make a comeback

 

 

 

 

 



when you haven't been anywhere.

 

 

 

 

 



Written in the dust on the back of a bus,

 

 

 

 

 



Wickenburg , AZ

 

 

 

Make love, not war.

 

 

 

 

 



-Hell, do both

 

 

 

 

 



GET MARRIED!

 

 

 

 

 



Women's restroom

 

 

 

 

 



The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

 

 

 

If voting could really change things,

 

 

 

 

 



it would be illegal.

 

 

 

 

 



Revolution Books

 

 

 

 

 



New York , New York .

 

 

 

You're too good for him.

 

 

 

 

 



Sign over mirror in Women's restroom

 

 

 

 

 



Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

 

 

 

No wonder you always go home alone.

 

 

 

 

 



Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,

 

 

 

 

 



Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

 

 

 

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

 

 

 

 

 

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:

 

 

 

 

 



If it has tires or testicles,

 

 

 

 

 



you're going to have trouble with it

 

 

 

 

 



Women's restroom

 

 

 

 

 



Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

 

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

 

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:laugh:Bigglesworth, here is a picture to compliment your signs.

 

Cheers Helmut.