How to keep within MTOW

[Old Koreelah]

This morning my old mate was complaining about his upcoming walking trip near Milford Sound. He was bitching that the organisers now require all walkers to carry their own packs for the first day. (After that, packs are carried ahead by helicopter.)

 

The Kiwis seem to be smarter than the Americans.

 

Irish Moose Hunters

 

Two Irish hunters from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

 

 

 

They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.

 

 

 

The two Irishmen objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours."

 

 

 

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded. Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.

 

 

 

Climbing out of the wreck, Ian asked Seamus, "Any idea where we are?"

 

 

 

Seamus replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."