Thruster87 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 A guy was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up,"I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales". "Why do you think that ?" he said."Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says"stit ruoy su wohs". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabiru7252 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 A family friend discovering that my sister and I are twins seriously asked "Are you identical" then realised her dumb question. Yes, she is blonde and yes, she married a footballer. (By the way, I'm a bloke the last time I checked). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 A family friend discovering that my sister and I are twins seriously asked "Are you identical" then realised her dumb question. Yes, she is blonde and yes, she married a footballer. (By the way, I'm a bloke the last time I checked). A smoking hot blonde with big tits came up to me at the pub and asked me if I would like to come home and have hot times with her and her twin, I excitedly asked; "How will I tell you apart?" ... she replied; "Oh he's got a moustache..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabiru7252 Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Yea, I remember that, my sister was disappointed you never took up her offer... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdseye Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 A lucky chap scored a blonde one night and went back to her place. Next morning he woke up and saw this photo of a fair haired guy on the bed side table. "Old boyfriend?" he asked, "no" she replied. "Brother?" he suggested. She smiled at him and said, "no silly, that was me before the op". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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