red750 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... + Tourist: $8.00 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $12.50 + Fricassee Liberal Politician or + Baked Green Politician or + Grilled Labor Politician $100.00 The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning." 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 He is a fast worker. It takes most butchers at least a day and a half to clean the ch*t out of a politician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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